WANTED(preferably alive, but hey, who really cares?)
Crime Stoppers would like to know the current whereabouts of this dodgy character known as "sheep shagger", "prick" and "c$%t" who is wanted for his alleged involvement in several indecent acts. It is alleged that he was last seen fleeing a crime scene at high speed in a sports convertible. A cash reward is being offered for any information leading to his arrest. Warning! Do not approach nor allow your fluffy animals to come in contact with this dodgy character.
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